If Holiday Greetings Were Politically Correct End User License Agreements

From Ed Foster's Gripelog || If Holiday Greetings Were EULAs.

"By accepting this greeting you are accepting the terms of the greeting and all responsibility associated with it. This greeting is subject to clarification and/or revocation at any time at the discretion of the wisher. This greeting is non-transferable without the express written consent of the wisher. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/herself or for others..."

Via J-Walk Blog