Butt Kicking Machine

Originally uploaded by TigerTigerTiger.

From Patent Pending

This is a machine we all could use at certain times, and some people could use daily. I could see possibilities for a franchise of these, set up in shopping malls. Your friends would buy you a "ride" after you did something really stupid. Or you could treat yourself to a session, as a reminder to never do "that" again. This is US Patent # 6,293,874.