12/26/2005

Automatic Corporate Jibberish Generator

"Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator on AndrewDavidson.com. Enter your company name and click...to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus. (The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)" Here, for example, is a bit o' BizzBangBuzz gettin' jibby wit' it:

"We here at BizzBangBuzz have come to know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to matrix ultra-magnetically...better to revolutionize intuitively than to architect dynamically...BizzBangBuzz has refactored the concept of leading-edge, proactive fractal Total Quality Control. Think customer-directed. Think six-sigma, social-network-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time..."