How to Tie a Tie

Regarding the reported trend toward the demise of casual days and casual office attire:

"I would like to welcome you to my webpage on how to tie a tie!

You know, I created this site for people just like you:

-the working professional who switched jobs recently and needs to wear a tie now but doesn't know how to tie it,
-the college graduate figuring how to tie a tie before that first job interview,
-the high school senior needing immediate advice on tying ties before leaving for the prom,
-and, basically, anyone else who's interested in learning how to tie a tie simply for the fun of it. Yes, for the fun of it!"